Thursday, April 19, 2007

This Just In - How Not to Beat a Traffic Ticket

This one is from last month, but some stories are so good, they become classics the moment they happen, and we get to laugh and point at them forever after.

Today I'm going to give you a bit of free legal advice. If you get pulled over and decide to beat the traffic ticket by sliding over to the passenger seat and claiming that someone else was driving... it will go better for you if you claim that a real human being was driving, rather than claiming it was a unicorn.

You couldn't make something like this up.

Quote - "A man told police not to blame him for crashing his truck into a light post, it was that unicorn behind the wheel."

Maybe the elves can come up with his bail.
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